Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to Lalaland... Rohit loves Naina but Naina doesn't love Rohit. She loves Aman. But Aman tells Rohit that he shouldn't let go of Naina so easily. So basically Aman is... insane!復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Rohit Patel:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
I want to get married, I want to have children, and... 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Kurzon bhai Patel:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[concerned as he predicts his son being gay] Children? Is that possible? 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Rohit Patel:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Of course it's possible! Why is it not possible? 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[short pause] 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Kurzon bhai Patel:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Yeah, that's true. This is America, anything is possible!復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Jennifer Kapur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Why don't you have something? 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Kurzon bhai Patel:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Yes... sure! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[to Rohit] 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Kurzon bhai Patel:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Listen... Pass me the Cock! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Rohit Patel:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Coke, dad! Please...復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Kurzon bhai Patel:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
There is this famous decorater from Paris who is coming and at the same time he will decorate my hole! You know... I have a very big hole! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Rohit Patel:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Hall!復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Chaddha uncle:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Can't see Lajjoji anywhere? 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Jennifer Kapur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Yes... sometimes we are also lucky!復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Aman Mathur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[to Naina] Listen... live... be happy... smile... Who knows? Tomorrow may not be...復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Aman Mathur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Frankie Ramdayal, this girlfriend of mine wants me to leave me for you. She says you are cool, sexy, she says your hairstyle is wow! What do I do Sweetu? If I've not seen 'Dil Chahta Hai', so what if I don't know much about hairstyles?復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Lajjo Kapur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
You? 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Guru:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Yes, me! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Lajjo Kapur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Have you come from the bureau? 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Guru:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Yes! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Lajjo Kapur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
But I asked for a Sardar on the phone! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Guru:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
And I'd said 'young' on the form! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Lajjo Kapur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
No, no! It's not me... It's my granddaughter! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Guru:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Confusion! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[blows a kiss] 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Aman Mathur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
You just do as I say! I have a plan. Six days and girl in your face! Just six days! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Rohit Patel:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Wow! But why six days and not seven? 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Aman Mathur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
I don't work on Sundays!復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Aman Mathur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
I have a theory about girls. The more you run after them, the more they will run away from you. But if you run away from them they will be confused and will run after you to find out the reason for their confusion. And we have to take advantage of such a confusion of a confused girl! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Rohit Patel:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Even I'm confused!復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Rohit Patel:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
A very intelligent man has said that the first step to love is friendship and the last is friendship too. It's the middle that's left...復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Aman Mathur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[lying on his deathbed] Now, let me sleep! Just wake me up when you are leaving! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[closing his eyes and seems to stop moving] 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Rohit Patel:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[concerned] Aman? 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Aman Mathur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[opening his eyes] Not yet... idiot!復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Lajjo Kapur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Oh, so you are awake...! Looking so good like Hari Putter! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Shiv:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Harry Potter, dadi! Harry Potter復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Aman Mathur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[hands Rohit a bluetooth headset] put this in your ear. 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Rohit Patel:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[confused] In my where?復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Aman Mathur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
I know I'm very sexy 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[growls] 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Aman Mathur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
grrr復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Jasprit "Sweetu" Kapoor:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Bye all! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Jaswinder "Jazz" Kapoor:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Bye Ball!復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Aman Mathur:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[in an indian accent] Jeniferr Lopez-u復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
