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Bam Margera:
Merry Christmas, ya little yerks!
Bam's Uncle:
What are you? Retarded or something?
Bam's Uncle:
Do you wanna die or do ya wanna live? Live or die?
Bam Margera:
Don't be a pussy Phil.
[from the opening creditd]
Announcer:
Bam Margera. What will he do next?
Bam Margera:
Whatever the fuck I want.
Bam Margera:
What country are we in?
Bam's Uncle:
Switzer-Land Bam.
Bam Margera:
And what are ya wearing?
Bam's Uncle:
The Liederhosen you gave me.
Bam Margera:
Looks like we're ready for Monaco. Ready to go outside?
Bam's Uncle:
Yeah Bam I just wanna go to the beach.
Bam Margera:
Do you know the rules of Monaco?
Bam's Uncle:
Naw they got stupid rules...
Bam Margera:
You cant talk loud.
Bam's Uncle:
...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know.
Bam Margera:
-whispering- Whisper.
Bam's Uncle:
Whisper What?
Bam Margera:
-whispering- Whisper, Shhhhh.
Bam's Uncle:
What whisper then we'll get outta this town, and I can get outta this suit if I whisper?
Bam Margera:
-whispering- Yes whisper.
Bam's Uncle:
-whispering- I'll whisper lets go... I hate Monaco... Pistachio... Pistachio.
Bam's Crew:
How are we going to spot 'em?
Bam's Crew:
Are you kidding? We're looking for Phil. He's not too hard to pick out.
Bam's Crew:
He's like the size of three Frenchmen!
Bam Margera:
Is that all you do is bitch?
Bam's Mom:
I bitch because you're my*son*!
Bam's Mom:
Bam! Your friends just buried my car in snow!
Bam Margera:
They're not my friends.
Tim O'Conner:
[while in France] Don't look American!
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Bam's Dad
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What the hell are you doing here?
Oderus:
I couldn't sleep upstairs, it frightens me!
Bam's Dad:
But your friends are there, doesn't that make you...
Oderus:
[shouts] They're not my friends!
Bam's Mom:
Oh, my God! This is just like the Exorcist.
Tim O'Conner:
[Repeated] Oh, my God!
Bam Margera:
Where are you going?
Bam's Mom:
Paris. I've been telling you guys for three weeks! We're going for our anniversary
Bam's Crew:
I wasn't listening
Bam Margera:
Neither was I
Bam's Dad:
[after April kisses Bam goodbye] If she kisses you, I can kiss you. I hope you know that. Bye Bye.
[Tries to kiss Bam]
Bam Margera:
Ew! Get away!
Bam's Dad:
When she kisses I kiss
Bam's Crew:
This guy's not even in France yet, and already he's acting all weird
Bam's Crew:
H.R Kissnshit!
Bam's Uncle:
[Repeated] Yo!
Bam's Uncle:
I wanna get leaning leaning tower of pizza and I'll be happy
Bam Margera:
The Leaning Tower of what?
Bam's Uncle:
Pizza
Bam Margera:
Spell It
Bam's Uncle:
P-I-Z-Z-A. Pizza. It's like a spelling bee you know. Pizza.
Bam Margera:
Vito the whole world is laughing at you right now
Bam's Uncle:
No they're not Bam. That's how you spell pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.
Bam Margera:
Yeah, that's how you spell "pizza" it's not The Leaning Tower of pizza, jackass!
Bam's Uncle:
That's where it came from, Bam, Italy. You don't know nothing abou Italy.
Bam Margera:
[Hangs head laughing]
Bam's Uncle:
Italy's shaped like a boot for a reason... so they can stick it up your ass.
Bam's Uncle:
[In Pisa, Italy] The whole goddamn city is named after pizza
Bam Margera:
It's Pisa
Bam Margera:
Yeah, but that's "pizza" in Italian
Himself - Bam's Crew:
[after he trash a bakery and April tells him off] You're insane!
Tow-truck Driver:
Shut the truck off!
Himself - Bam's Crew:
"Shut the fuck up"?
Bam's Crew:
[after putting frogs in Bam's tent] I guess he didn't find his prince. Maybe he should have kissed one.
Police Officer:
Don't do anything stupid
Bam Margera:
I wasn't planning on it
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Police Officer:
Good... 'cause I'll arrest your ass!
Himself - Bam's Crew:
It's fucking called Gobbler's Knob? Hey, Rake it's your favourite place.
Bam's Crew:
[Sitting in bath full of cocoa and marshmellows] This is kind of nice
Bam's Dad:
Turned out alright didn't it?
Bam's Crew:
Yeah
Bam's Dad:
It's comfortable in here!
Bam's Mom:
[after Bam and friends fill April's car with snow] I'm gonna have to call a cab
Bam Margera:
There is no cab companies in West Chester
Bam's Mom:
I'm gonna call the Purple Cab Company
Bam's Crew:
I've never heard of Purple Cab. There's only Rainbow Cab.
Bam's Mom:
[Few moments later April drives up the drive in Bam's purple Lambo] -in mocking tone- "There's no Purple Cab company"
Bam Margera:
[Everybody laughing] Get out of that!
Bam Margera:
[Bam chases the car for a moment as April drives away] I was gonna throw a snowball at it but then I remembered it was mine!
Bam Margera:
Dico, you coming to Mexico?
Himself - Bam's Crew:
No, all the video games suck ther. What am I gonna play, Outre Kombat? El Street Fight Grande?
Bam Margera:
Well if Bran and Rake aren't going then I gotta call my friends, The Dudesons!
Bam's Crew:
That one guy doesn't shut the hell up. Please don't call!
Jarpi:
[Jarpi is jabbering away in Finnish]
Bam Margera:
He just said every Finnish word in the fucking dictionary in a matter of five minutes
Bam Margera:
[turns to Jarpi] All right. All right, enough. No more Finland talk!
Colin Morrison:
[drives his bike through a glass door in the house]
Bam's Mom:
Am I the only normal one here?
Bam's Uncle:
No, Ape, I'm normal.
Bam's Mom:
Oh, God! You're so not normal!
Himself - Bam's Crew:
There's a filthy virus that grows in this room, and it's called lying-itis!
Himself - Bam's Crew:
And I didn't take it, because a man with no hair couldn't take it possibly!
George Ex CIA opperative:
Friend, you ever have a polygraph before?
Brandon Novak:
Yes
George Ex CIA opperative:
Did you? How'd you do? Really good, I bet.
Brandon Novak:
Uh... I got six months.
[everybody laughs]
Himself - Bam's Crew:
Have you ever had a boyfriend?
Bam's Crew:
No
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[polygraph machine says he is lying]
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Himself - Bam's Crew:
Hey, Lady, do you like my surveillance table? It's the damndest.
Himself - Bam's Crew:
Veal Scaloppini rhymes with Lamborghini. And they're both Italian!
Jimmy Pop:
[talking to Bam about polygraph machines] Oh, come on. Those don't work. Can I kiss you?
Jimmy Pop:
Have you ever tried calling you? I called you like 17 times. And I even left messages, and I even say dirty things on it to think that will make you mad and all fired up, and you'll call me.
Jared 'Evil' Hasselhoff:
Don't worry. We can fix this. My dad's a tv repairman. He's got the ultimate set of tools.
Bam Margera:
Row your boat!
Bam's Uncle:
Row my boat where? Gently down the stream?
Bam's Crew:
We just had to carry with fat Vito...
Bam's Crew:
[kisses Raab]
Bam's Crew:
That makes it all better
Oderus:
[shouts] Where is Bam Bam?
[after Vito made Bams Hummer drive off that cliff thing]
Bam Margera:
Vito... I'm proud of you! You thought this all through!
Bam's Uncle:
Best Germany ever.
Bam Margera:
I took H.I.M.'s tour bus!
Bam's Uncle:
I'm gonna kill your plane, you watch!
Johnny Knoxville:
Jesus, That's... That is so hateful...!
Bam's Uncle:
Come near me again, I'll kill ya.
Himself - Bam's Crew:
Don Vito is so fat, his blood consists of mayonnaise.
Bam's Crew:
You can't give me one snap.
Himself - Bam's Crew:
The food train has arrived, sire. Who ordered a side of style? At home, we call this "portions galore"! Enjoy.
Bam Margera:
Vito, you're borderline fat.
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