Mike McNeill:
What the hell is this?
Frank:
It's coffee. Almond Maple Roast.
Mike McNeil:
When did Baskin-Robbins start making coffee? Echhh.
Mike McNeil:
Thank you for your time.
Restaurant employee:
Are you really a cop?
Mike McNeil:
Yeah.
Restaurant employee:
So, you're like, in the "Bird Homicide" department.
[Mike begins to walk away]
Restaurant employee:
See ya later, bird detective!
Mike McNeil:
Ok, you want to know why I'm investigating this? This whole bird poisoning thing, it's a part of a much bigger conspiracy. Can you keep a secret?
Restaurant employee:
Yeah, sure.
Mike McNeil:
That is the biggest zit I've seen in my entire life.
Arrested Criminal:
[Mike pulls a taxi driver out of a his cab after a wise remark and proceeds to beat the hell out of him.] Damn! Is your partner crazy?
Terrence 'Pip' Phillips:
No, he just quit smoking.
Jan Fendrich:
So what is it about the idea of two women having sex that's such a turn on for guys?
Mike McNeill:
Well, it's like the idea of one woman having sex, only... it's two.
Jan Fendrich:
Oh, well, thanks for clearing that up.復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
