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我的表兄維尼 (1992)

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我的表兄維尼
  • 片       名我的表兄維尼
  • 上映時間1992年05月21日(澳大利亞)
  • 導(dǎo)       演 喬納森·林恩
  • 又       名我的表兄維尼 妙計扭乾坤 智勇急轉(zhuǎn)彎 My Cousin...
  • 編       劇 Dale Laune...

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  • Vinny Gambini: I object to this witness being called at this time. We've been given no prior notice he'd testify. No discovery of any tests he's conducted or reports he's prepared. And as the court is aware, the defense is entitled to advance notice of any witness who will testify, particularly those who will give scientific evidence, so that we may properly prepare for cross-examination, as well as give the defense an opportunity to have the witness's reports reviewed by a defense expert, who might then be in a position to contradict the veracity of his conclusions. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Mr. Gambini? Vinny Gambini: Yes, sir? Judge Chamberlain Haller: Mr. Gambini, that is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection. Vinny Gambini: Thank you. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Overruled. Vinny Gambini: Hey Stan, you're in Ala-Fuckin-Bama. You come from New York. You killed a good old boy. There is no way this is not going to trial. Vinny Gambini: I understand you played a game of pool with Lisa for $200, which she won. I'm here to collect. J.T.: How 'bout if I just kick your ass? Vinny Gambini: Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $ Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred. J.T.: Over my dead body. Vinny Gambini: You like to renegotiate as you go along, don't you? Well here's my counter-offer... do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever loving shit out of you? J.T.: In your dreams. Vinny Gambini: Oh no no... in reality. If I was to kick the shit out of you, do I get the money? [repeated line] Vinny Gambini: What the fuck is that? Vinny Gambini: What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay? Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing? Vinny Gambini: 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness? 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • Mona Lisa Vito: You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Do you two know each other? Vinny Gambini: Yeah, she's my fiancÈe. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility. Mona Lisa Vito: [Vinny looks at her funny] What? Vinny Gambini: Nothing. You stick out like a sore thumb around here. Mona Lisa Vito: Me? What about you? Vinny Gambini: I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots. Mona Lisa Vito: Oh yeah, you blend. [opening statements] Vinny Gambini: Everything that guy just said is bullshit... Thank you. D.A. Jim Trotter: Objection. Counsel's entire opening statement is argument. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Sustained. Counselor's entire opening statement, with the exception of "thank you", will be stricken from the record. Judge Chamberlain Haller: The next words out of your mouth better be "guilty" or "not guilty." I don't want to hear commentary, argument, or opinion. If I hear anything other than "guilty" or "not guilty", you'll be in contempt. I don't even want to hear you clear your throat. Now, how do your clients plead? Vinny Gambini: I think I get the point. Judge Chamberlain Haller: No, I don't think you do. You're now in contempt of court. Would you like to go for two counts contempt? Vinny Gambini: Not guilty. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Thank you. Bail will be set at $200, Vinny Gambini: What's the matter with you? Lisa: I don't know. Vinny Gambini: You're acting like you're nervous or something. Lisa: Well, yeah. I am. Vinny Gambini: What are you nervous about? I'm the one that's under the gun here. Trial starts tomorrow. Lisa: You wanna know what I'm nervous about? I'll tell you what I'm nervous about! I am in the dark here with all this legal crap. I have no idea what's going on. All I know is that you're screwing up and I can't help. Vinny Gambini: You left me a little camera, didn't you? Lisa: Oh, Vinny! I'm watching you go down in flames, and you're bringing me with you and I can't do anything about it! Vinny Gambini: And? Lisa: Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is [taps her foot] Lisa: TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married. Vinny Gambini: 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • [taps his foot] Vinny Gambini: BIOLOGICAL CLOCK - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more SHIT we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case? Is it possible? Lisa: [pause] Maybe it was a bad time to bring it up. Vincent Gambini: Okay, you're helping. We'll use your pictures. Ah! These *are* gonna be - you know, I'm sorry, these are going to be a help. I should have looked at these pictures before. I like this, uh, this is our first hotel room, right? That'll intimidate Trotter. Here's one of me from behind. And I didn't think I could feel worse than I did a couple of seconds ago. Thank you. Ah, here's a good one of the tire marks. Could we get any farther away? Where'd you shoot this, from up in a tree? What's this over here? It's dog shit. Dog shit! That's great! Dog shit, what a clue! Why didn't I think of that? Here's one of me reading. Terrific. I should've asked you along time ago for these pictures. Holy shit, you got it, honey! You did it! The case cracker, me in the shower! Ha ha! I love this! That's it! Vinny Gambini: I got thirty fucking minutes to take a shower, get a new suit, get dressed and get to the fucking courthouse. Lisa: You fucking shower, I'll get your fucking suit. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Mr. Gambini, didn't I tell you that the next time you appear in my court that you dress appropriately? Vinny Gambini: You were serious about that? Vinny Gambini: How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes? Mr. Tipton: Um... I'm a fast cook, I guess. Vinny Gambini: [across beside the jury] What? I'm sorry I was over there. Did you just say you were a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth? Mr. Tipton: I don't know. Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans? Vinny Gambini: Were these magic grits? Did you get these grits from the same guy who sold Jack his bean stalk beans? Vinny Gambini: How many fingers am I holding up? Judge Chamberlain Haller: Let the record show that counselor is holding up two fingers. Vinny Gambini: Your Honor, please! Stan: You know what the minimum age for execution here is? [Vinny is the lawyer, but Stan thinks he is there to sodomize him] Vinny Gambini: Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' fucked one way or the other. [Stan tries to get up] Vinny Gambini: Hey, relax, I'm gonna help you. Stan: Gee thanks. Vinny Gambini: 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here. 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • Stan: You think I should be grateful? Vinny Gambini: Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your fuckin' knees. Stan: I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you. Vinny Gambini: I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little fuck! Stan: That's one hell of an ego you got. Vinny Gambini: What the fuck is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off. Stan: I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything. Vinny Gambini: That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty. [Wakes up Bill] Bill: Vinny. Vinny bag o' donuts. Vinny Gambini: How the fuck did I get into this shit? Lisa: How's your Chinese food? Vinny Gambini: You just keep asking about Chinese food. You gotta let everybody know you're a tourist? Lisa: Yeah well what are you, a fucking world traveler? [In the diner after being woken at 5 AM and staring at the menu where the options are simply 'breakfast', 'lunch', and 'dinner'] Lisa: Breakfast? Vinny Gambini: Ya think? Bill: We should get tuna. Stan: Please no more tuna. Bill: It has protein, we need protein. Stan: Beans have protein. Bill: Beans make you fart. Stan: We got a convertible. Bill: Uh oh. His lights are on. Stan: Fuck. Fuck. Goddammit. Fuck. [about his secondhand suit, which has an 18th-century look and is red] Vinny Gambini: I bought a suit. You seen it. Now it's covered in mud. This town doesn't have a one hour cleaner so I had to buy a new suit, except the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. Got that? The whole store got the flu so I had to get this in a second hand store. So it's either wear the leather jacket which I know you hate, or this. So I wore this ridiculous thing for you. Judge Chamberlain Haller: I don't like your attitude. Vinny Gambini: So what else is new? Judge Chamberlain Haller: I'm holding you in contempt of court. Vinny Gambini: [to Bill] Now there's a fucking surprise. Judge Chamberlain Haller: What did you say? What did you just say? Vinny Gambini: Huh? What did I say? Bill: We think they're trying to set us up as patsies, Ma. You know how corrupt it is down here. They all know each other. Stan: 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • The Klan's here. They're inbred. They sleep with their sisters. 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • [a deputy glares at him] Stan: Some of them do. Lisa: I want a wedding in church with bridesmaids and flowers. Vinny Gambini: Whoa. How many times did you say that spontaneous is romantic? Lisa: Hey, a burp is spontaneous. A burp is not romantic. Vinny Gambini: [Vinny and Lisa receive their breakfast orders, Vinny looks at his skeptically] Whats this over here? Grits Cook: You never heard of grits? Vinny Gambini: Sure I've heard of grits. I just never actually *seen* a grit before. Vinny Gambini: It is possible that the two yutes... Judge Chamberlain Haller: ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word? Vinny Gambini: Uh... what word? Judge Chamberlain Haller: Two what? Vinny Gambini: What? Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh... did you say 'yutes'? Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two yutes. Judge Chamberlain Haller: What is a yute? [beat] Vinny Gambini: Oh, excuse me, your honor... [exaggerated] Vinny Gambini: Two YOUTHS. D.A. Jim Trotter: Ms. Vito, what is your current profession? Lisa: I'm an out-of-work hairdresser. D.A. Jim Trotter: An out-of-work hairdresser. In what way does that qualify you as an expert in automobiles? Lisa: It doesn't. Vinny Gambini: Ms. Vito, you're supposed to be some kinda expert in automobiles, is that correct?... Is that correct? Judge Chamberlain Haller: Would you please answer the counselor's question? Mona Lisa Vito: No, I hate him. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Counselor, your clients are charged with first degree murder. How do they plead? Vinny Gambini: [sitting down] Your Honor, my clients... Judge Chamberlain Haller: Don't talk to me sitting in that chair. Vinny Gambini: But he [points to bailiff] Vinny Gambini: told me to sit here. Judge Chamberlain Haller: When you're addressed in this court, you'll rise. Speak to me in a clear, intelligible voice. Vinny Gambini: My clients... Judge Chamberlain Haller: What are you wearing? Vinny Gambini: Huh? Judge Chamberlain Haller: What are you wearing? Vinny Gambini: [wearing a leather jacket] Um, I'm wearing clothes. [Judge stares ominously] 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • Vinny Gambini: I... I don't get the question. Judge Chamberlain Haller: When you come into my court looking like you do, you not only insult me, but you insult the integrity of this court. Vinny Gambini: I apologise, sir, but, uh... this is how I dress. Judge Chamberlain Haller: The next time you appear in my court, you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair, and wear a suit and tie. And that suit had better be made out of some sort of... cloth. You understand me? Vinny Gambini: Uh yes. Fine, Judge, fine. J.T.: Hey there, little Yankee boy. Look what I got. Vinny Gambini: What is it? J.T.: $ Vinny Gambini: Bring it here, let me see it. [J.T. presents a roll of bills] Vinny Gambini: How do I know that's not a bunch of ones with a twenty wrapped around it? J.T.: [after short pause] It's two hundred bucks. Vinny Gambini: Fan it out, show it to me. [pause. J.T. stuffs the roll back in his pocket] Vinny Gambini: Yeah, right. Vinny Gambini: This fucking jacket! J.T.: Hey there little Yankee wuss! Look here, 'got your $ You gonna kick the shit out of me now? Vinny Gambini: My clients were caught completely by surprise. They thought they were getting arrested for shoplifting a can of tuna. Judge Chamberlain Haller: What are you telling me? That they plead not guilty? Vinny Gambini: No. I'm just trying to explain. Judge Chamberlain Haller: I don't want to hear explanations. The state of Alabama has a procedure. And that procedure is to have an arraignment. Are we clear on this? Vinny Gambini: Yes, but there seems to be a great deal of confusion here. You see, my clients... Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh, Mr. Gambini? [Motions for him to approach the bench] Judge Chamberlain Haller: All I ask from you is a very simple answer to a very simple question. There are only two ways to answer it: guilty or not guilty. Vinny Gambini: But your honor, my clients didn't do anything. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Once again, the communication process broken down. It appears to me that you want to skip the arraignment process, go directly to trial, skip that, and get a dismissal. Well, I'm not about to revamp the entire judicial process just because you find yourself in the unique position of defending clients who say they didn't do it. Vinny Gambini: Does that freight train come through here at 5:00 A.M. every morning? Hotel Clerk: No, sir, it's very unusual. Vinny Gambini: [the next day, after Vinny was awakened by the train] 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • Yesterday you told me that freight train hardly ever comes through here at 5:00 A.M. in the morning. 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • Hotel Clerk: I know. She's supposed to come through at ten after 4: Lisa: What the fuck is going on here, Vinny? You fucking up this case or what? Vinny Gambini: I explained it to you already, didn't I? It's procedure. I'm bound to fuck up a little. Lisa: A little? You've been thrown in jail twice. John Gibbons: Mr. Tipton, I see you wear glasses. Mr. Tipton: Yes I do. John Gibbons: Could you show those glasses to the court, please? Okay, now were you wearing them that day? Mr. Tipton: No. John Gibbons: Uh huh. You see? You were fifty feet away, you made a positive eyewitness identification and-and-and-and-and-and-and YET, you were not wearing your necessary, prescription eye glasses. Mr. Tipton: They're reading glasses. John Gibbons: [after long pause] Um Mr., Um... Could you tell the court what color eyes the defendants have? Mr. Tipton: [after quick glance] Brown and hazel green. Lisa: Don't worry, I'll find a way to bail you out. Vinny Gambini: No don't. I'm gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I'll finally get some sleep. I'm doing good, huh? Vinny Gambini: [Vinny hears a drip in the motel bathroom] Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom? Lisa: So? Vinny Gambini: Well, did you use the faucet? Lisa: Yeah. Vinny Gambini: Then why didn'tcha turn it off? Lisa: I DID turn it off! Vinny Gambini: Well, if you turned it off, why am I listening to it? Lisa: Did it ever occur to you it could be turned off AND drip at the same time? Vinny Gambini: No. Because if you'd turned it off, it wouldn't drip! Lisa: Maybe it's broken. Vinny Gambini: Is that what you're saying? It's broken? Lisa: Yeah. That's it, it's broken. Vinny Gambini: You sure? Lisa: I'm positive. Vinny Gambini: Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough. Lisa: I twisted it just right. Vinny Gambini: How could you be so sure? Lisa: [sighs] If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet requires a range of 10 to 16 foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torquage. Vinny Gambini: Well, how could you be sure you used 16 foot-pounds of torque? Lisa: Because I used a Craftsman model 1019 Laboratory Edition Signature Series torque wrench. The kind used by Caltech high energy physicists. And NASA engineers. Vinny Gambini: 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • Well, in that case, how can you be sure THAT's accurate? 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • Lisa: Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle, it had been calibrated by top members of the state AND federal Department of Weights and Measures... to be dead on balls accurate! [She rips a page out of a magazine and hands it to him] Lisa: Here's the certificate of validation. Vinny Gambini: Dead on balls accurate? Lisa: It's an industry term. Vinny Gambini: [tosses paper away] I guess the fucking thing is broken. Vinny Gambini: [the cook puts a big blob of lard on the stove] Excuse me, you guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country? Vinny Gambini: Did you fall in your place or somebody else's? Neckbrace: My place. Vinny Gambini: Shit. Judge Chamberlain Haller: I tell you this because I want you to know that when it comes to procedure, I'm not a patient man. I advise your, sir, that when you come into my courtroom, you are to know the letter of the law. I react harshly when you don't. Vinny Gambini: You should. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Don't think that being from New York, you're getting a special treatment. Vinny Gambini: I shouldn't. Judge Chamberlain Haller: You won't. You'll be given no leeway whatsoever. [Takes a book on Alabama law from his book case] Judge Chamberlain Haller: Now I expect you to know this information when you come into my courtroom. [drops the book before Vinny] Judge Chamberlain Haller: You willing to accept those terms? Vinny Gambini: Sure. No problem. [quickly leafs through the book] Vinny Gambini: Just this? Ha ha. Vinny Gambini: It's a procedure. Like rebuilding a carburetor has a procedure. You know, when you rebuild a carburetor, the first thing you do is you take the carburetor off the manifold? Supposing you skip the first step, and while you're replacing one of the jets, you accidentally drop the jet, it goes down the carburetor, rolls along the manifold, and goes into the head. You're fucked. You just learned the hard way that you gotta remove the carburetor first, right? So that's all that happened to me today. I learned the hard way. Actually, it was a good learning experience for me. Bill: You have to see the Gambinis in action. I mean, these people, they love to argue. I mean, they live to argue. Stan: My parents argue too, it doesn't make them good lawyers. Bill: Stan, I've seen your parents argue. Trust me, they're amateurs. Vinny Gambini: 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • Look, maybe I could have handled the preliminary a little better, okay? I admit it. But what's most important is winning the case. I could do it. I really could. Let me tell you how, okay? The D.A.'s got to build a case. Building a case is like building a house. Each piece of evidence is just another building block. He wants to make a brick bunker of a building. He wants to use serious, solid-looking bricks, like, like these, right? 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • [puts his hand on the wall] Bill: Right. Vinny Gambini: Let me show you something. [he holds up a playing card, with the face toward Billy] Vinny Gambini: He's going to show you the bricks. He'll show you they got straight sides. He'll show you how they got the right shape. He'll show them to you in a very special way, so that they appear to have everything a brick should have. But there's one thing he's not gonna show you. [turns the card, so that its edge is toward Billy] Vinny Gambini: When you look at the bricks from the right angle, they're as thin as this playing card. His whole case is an illusion, a magic trick. It has to be an illusion, 'cause you're innocent. Nobody - I mean nobody - pulls the wool over the eyes of a Gambini, especially this one. Give me a chance, one chance. Let me question the first witness. If after that point, you don't think that I'm the best man for the job, fire me then and there. I'll leave quietly, no grudges. All I ask is for that one chance. I think you should give it to me. Bill: At my cousin Ruthie's wedding, the groom's brother was that guy Alakazam. You know who I'm talking about? Stan: The magician with the ponytail? Bill: Right. Well, he did his act, and every time he made something disappear, Vinny jumped on him. I mean, he nailed him! It was like, "it's in his pocket", or "he's palming it", you know? Or, "there's a mirror under the table." I mean, he was like, he was like, "wait a second, wait a second, it's joined in the middle, and there's a spring around it, it pops it open when it's inside the tube." It was like Alakazam's worst nightmare. Vinny was just being Vinny. He was just being the quintessential Gambini. [Trotter asks Vinny how he became a lawyer] Vinny Gambini: Well, I got a bullshit traffic ticket. I went to court, I got the cop on the stand, and I argued with him until he admitted he was wrong. And the judge, this Judge Malloy. All the while he's laughing and smiling. And then afterwards, he asks me to go to lunch with him. Then he says to me, "you know what? You'd be a good litigator." I didn't know what the hell he was talking about, I don't know what a litigator is. I never thought of becoming a lawyer. But this Judge Malloy, who's from Brooklyn, too? He did it, so all of a sudden, it seemed possible. So I went to law school. D.A. Jim Trotter: Now, uh, Ms. Vito, being an expert on general automotive knowledge, can you tell me... what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor? Mona Lisa Vito: It's a bullshit question. D.A. Jim Trotter: Does that mean that you can't answer it? Mona Lisa Vito: It's a bullshit question, it's impossible to answer. D.A. Jim Trotter: Impossible because you don't know the answer! Mona Lisa Vito: Nobody could answer that question! D.A. Jim Trotter: Your Honor, I move to disqualify Ms. Vito as a "expert witness"! Judge Chamberlain Haller: Can you answer the question? Mona Lisa Vito: No, it is a trick question! 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • : Why is it a trick question? Vinny Gambini: [to Bill] Watch this. Mona Lisa Vito: 'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till ' And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till ' However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center. D.A. Jim Trotter: Well... um... she's acceptable, Your Honor. Vinny Gambini: Ms. Vito, it has been argued by me, the defense, that two sets of guys met up at the Sac-O-Suds, at the same time, driving identical metallic mint green 1964 Buick Skylark convertibles. Now, can you tell us by what you see in this picture, if the defense's case holds water? [Lisa examines the picture] Vinny Gambini: Ms. Vito, please answer the question: does the defense's case hold water? Mona Lisa Vito: No! The defense is wrong! Vinny Gambini: Are you sure? Mona Lisa Vito: I'm positive. Vinny Gambini: How could you be so sure? Mona Lisa Vito: Because there is no way that these tire marks were made by a '64 Buick Skylark convertible. These marks were made by a 1963 Pontiac Tempest. D.A. Jim Trotter: Objection, Your Honor! Can we clarify to the court whether the witness is stating opinion or fact? Judge Chamberlain Haller: This is your opinion? Mona Lisa Vito: It's a fact! Vinny Gambini: I find it hard to believe that this kind of information could be ascertained simply by looking at a picture! Mona Lisa Vito: Would you like me to explain? Vinny Gambini: I would love to hear this! Judge Chamberlain Haller: So would I. Mona Lisa Vito: The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark! Vinny Gambini: And why not? What is positraction? Mona Lisa Vito: It's a limited slip differential which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires. The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing. [the jury members nod, with murmurs of "yes," "that's right," etc] Vinny Gambini: Is that it? Mona Lisa Vito: 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • No, there's more! You see? When the left tire mark goes up on the curb and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle, so when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60's, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest. 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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  • Vinny Gambini: And because both cars were made by GM, were both cars available in metallic mint green paint? Mona Lisa Vito: They were! Vinny Gambini: Thank you, Ms. Vito. No more questions. Thank you very, very much. [kissing her hands] Vinny Gambini: You've been a lovely, lovely witness. Vinny Gambini: Mr. Wilbur, how'd you like Ms. Vito's testimony? George Wilbur: Very impressive. Vinny Gambini: She's cute too, huh? George Wilbur: Yes, very. [laughter] Judge Chamberlain Haller: Mr. Gambini... Vinny Gambini: Sorry, Your Honor. Vinny Gambini: Sheriff Farley, uh... what'd you find out? Sheriff Dean Farley: On a hunch, I took it upon myself to check out if there was any information on a '63 Pontiac Tempest stolen or abandoned recently. This computer readout confirms that two boys, who fit the defendants' description, were arrested two days ago by Sheriff Tillman in Jasper County, Georgia, for driving a stolen metallic mint green 1963 Pontiac Tempest, with a white convertible top, Michelin Model XGV tires, size 75-R- Vinny Gambini: Is that it? Sheriff Dean Farley: No. A .357 Magnum revolver was found in their possession. Vinny Gambini: Sheriff Farley, just to refresh the court's memory, what caliber bullet was used to murder Jimmy Willis? Sheriff Dean Farley: .357 Magnum. Vinny Gambini: The defense rests. [Bill keeps trying to thank Vinny, but just runs out of words and hugs him] Vinny Gambini: Bill, listen. Take your time, pick the right words, get back to New York, give me a call. Mona Lisa Vito: So what's your problem? Vinny Gambini: My problem is, I wanted to win my first case without any help from anybody. Mona Lisa Vito: Well, I guess that plan's moot. Vinny Gambini: Yeah. Mona Lisa Vito: You know, this could be a sign of things to come. You win all your cases, but with somebody else's help, right? you win case after case, and then afterwards you have to go up to somebody and you have to say, "thank you." [pause] Mona Lisa Vito: Oh my God, what a fucking nightmare! Mona Lisa Vito: Don't you wanna know why Trotter gave you his files? Vinny Gambini: I told you why already. Mona Lisa Vito: He has to, by law, you're entitled. It's called disclosure, you dickhead! He has to show you everything, otherwise it could be a mistrial. He has to give you a list of all his witnesses, you can talk to all his witnesses, he's not allowed any surprises. [Vinny has a blank look on his face] Mona Lisa Vito: They didn't teach you that in law school either? Mona Lisa Vito: What name did you tell him? Vinny Gambini: Jerry Gallo. Mona Lisa Vito: Jerry Gallo! The big attorney. Vinny Gambini: Yeah. Mona Lisa Vito: Think that was a smart move? Vinny Gambini: Yeah, well, the man's a seriously accomplished lawyer. If he checks up on this guy, his name will come up all over the place. Mona Lisa Vito: His name was in the papers all last week. Vinny Gambini: Yeah, I saw that. Mona Lisa Vito: But you didn't actually read the articles. Vinny Gambini: No Mona Lisa Vito: Too bad. Vinny Gambini: Why's that? Mona Lisa Vito: 'Cause he's dead. Stan: The laws are medieval down here. Do you know what the minimum age for execution is in Alabama? Bill: What, sixteen? Stan: Ten! 復(fù)制 復(fù)制成功 復(fù)制失敗，請手動復(fù)制
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