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Zoey:
People with cute nicknames should be used for food.
[Cybill is talking about how she gave up a major role in "The Godfather"]
Cybill Sheridan:
I could have had Diane Keaton's part, but I gave it up for a role in a major motion picture starring... ABBA.
[grimaces]
Backup Singers:
[to a Samba beat, as Cybil dances and sexily holds two large coconuts in front of her] Coconuts, coconuts, co- co- co- coconuts.
Maryann Thorpe:
[spying on her ex-husband and singing to the tune of "I've Been Workin' On The Railroad"] The eyes of Maryann are on you, all the live long day/You hired a lawyer and divorced me, but you can't get away.
Zoey:
It's like I'm roasting on a spit in hell, and you two are there with chefs hats and barbeque tongs.
Kevin Blanders:
Oh that's right! Emasculate me! C'mon!
Rachel Blanders:
It's *always* about your penis, isn't it?
Zoey:
[while watching Cybill do a scene in her unfunny sitcom] I would laugh harder at my own autopsy.
Cybill Sheridan:
Smell me.
Maryann Thorpe:
Bite me.
Maryann Thorpe:
Did I ever tell you I superglued his penis to his thigh?
Maryann Thorpe:
My mouth feels like I just swallowed sheep.
Maryann Thorpe:
Stink-o-rama! Loser! Must Pee TV!
Maryann Thorpe:
Searing pain! Nerve damage! Temporary blindness! The taste of burnt pennies!
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