Have you ever had diplomatic relations with a woman?復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Danilo:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
I'm a soldier. My duty is to fight. I'm willing to die on every battlefield. But I'm not going to drink another cup of coffee!復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
King Achmet:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
So they're blaming me, huh? 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Valet:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
For everything. They're even telling jokes about your majesty. 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
King Achmet:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Are they funny? 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Valet:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
No. 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
King Achmet:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
That's bad.復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Sonia:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
There's a limit to every widow.復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Captain Danilo:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
You're the freshest Fifi I've ever met. 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Sonia:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
But a nice Fifi. 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Captain Danilo:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
How nice? 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Sonia:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Not too nice. 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Captain Danilo:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Your right eye says yes, and your left eye says no. Fifi, you're cockeyed!復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Ambassador Popoff:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Adamovitch. 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Adamovitch:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Yes, your excellency? 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Ambassador Popoff:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Go to my bedroom. In the cabinet, behind his majesty's picture, is a little brown bottle of poison... Throw it away. It's a protective measure.復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[Presenting a dog to the courtroom] 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Prosecuting Attorney:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Exhibit 2, please. Now, generals of the jury, I will prove with this exhibit... 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Defense Attorney:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Your honor, I object! I object to having this witness called an exhibit! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Prosecuting Attorney:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
She IS an exhibit! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Defense Attorney:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
He's a witness! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Prosecuting Attorney:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
She is not! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Defense Attorney:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
He is! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Judge:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Objection sustained. From now on, the prosecution will refer to Exhibit #2 as Witness #復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
King Achmet:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Now tell me, if you weren't married... if you weren't my wife, could you fall for Gabrielovitsch? 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Queen Dolores:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
If I weren't married... if I had it to do over again, and had the choice between you and Gabrielovitsch? Frankly, I'd take you. 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[King Achmet laughs contentedly] 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Queen Dolores:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
That shows you what I think of Gabrielovitsch.復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Queen Dolores:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Put Gabrielovitsch and Sienkovitsch together, and what have you got? Gabrielovitsch and Sienkovitsch.復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Sonia:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[sitting at a dance hall table, Danilo has very reluctantly let go of Sonia's hand] Now you're acting like a gentleman. 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
