Jennifer Hudson is here from American Idol, America didn't vote for you and yet you're here with an Oscar Nomination. And Al Gore, America did vote for you.復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Will Farell:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
A comedian at the Oscars, the saddest man of all, your movies may make millions but your name will never be called.復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Steve Carell:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Sound editing is like sex. It is often done alone, late at night and in a room of electronic gadgets. 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Greg Kinear:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
And if you want it done right you'll pay top dollar for a true professional.復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Host:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Since the Oscars have decided to go green, I've been told to recycle some of my old jokes.復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[after seeing the acrobats shapeshift around her behind the curtain] 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Host:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
'' They're naked!復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Co-Presenter - Best Makeup:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
We may not win tonight, but we shall win the ultimate fight, and I'm not speaking in a metaphor, I mean literally: I AM GOING TO FIGHT THE NOMINEES! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Will Farell:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
I like the way you talk. 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Co-Presenter - Best Makeup:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
HEY, LEO! You think you can date supermodels and win awards? I'm gonna elbow you in the larynx! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Will Farell:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Ryan Gosling... you're all hip and now. Well, I'm gonna break your hip... RIGHT NOW! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Co-Presenter - Best Makeup:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Hey Peter O'Toole... you're all legendary and English. I'm gonna beat you to the ground, WITH MY NICKELODEON AWARD! 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Will Farell:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
MARK WAHLBERG! WHERE ARE YOU? I won't mess with you. You're actually kinda badass. Once again, I hope we're cool. You are very talented. 復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Co-Presenter - Best Makeup:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
And Helen Mirren? You are just hot. What party are you going to?復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
Martin Scorsese:復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
[after winning Best Director] Could you double-check the envelope?復制復制成功復制失敗，請手動復制
